Thursday, May 10, 2012

Good Luck With That!


"I want tall, dark, handsome millionaire": Singer says she's ready to lose her virginity at SEVENTY

Pam Shaw always put her career before her love life but is now ready to take the plunge and have sex aged 70

Pam Shaw 70 year old virgin seeking a millionaire - The high price of losing your virginity
Ready for sex: 70-year-old virgin Pam Shaw
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 A 70-year-old virgin is on the lookout for a tall, dark and handsome millionaire after declaring she is ready to have sex, it was reported.
Cabaret singer Pam Shaw always put her career before her love life, never finding the time to bag a man.
And despite performing under the saucy stage name of ‘The Sexational Pam’, the pensioner, who has also starred in Shameless, does not believe in sex before marriage.
But after decades of celibacy, Pam, from Wigan, Greater Manchester, says she is ready to take the plunge and find the right man.
She told The Sun: “My standards are still very high, though. I’m hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire.
“I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man. You are never too old for anything. Just look at Joan Collins.”
During her heyday on Britain’s club circuit, Pam rubbed shoulders with sex symbols including Tom Jones, Engelbert Humperdinck and Roger Moore but never hopped between the sheets.
She added: “Men saw the outfits I wore on stage and thought I would be easy.
“But I’ve never really been intimate with a man, just a bit of kissing. I had a sexy stage name and dressed sexy but that was all for my career.”
Pam, who says people are astounded when they discover how old she is, shunned marriage in favour of following her singing dream.
Instead, she lived with her mother Lilian until she died aged 97 in 1995.
But during her lifetime of singledom, Pam did once become engaged to an oil ring worker – but broke it off when she realised she didn’t fancy him.

Thursday, May 3, 2012

JeffLevy.com WINDOWS 7 LESSON 4 - GET FASTER PERFORMANCE Print this page AS PRETTY TO LOOK AT AS WINDOWS 7 IS, ALL THAT GLITTER COMES WITH A COST – A COST IN PERFORMANCE. DUMP SOME OF THOSE BELLS AND WHISTLES AND YOU GET FASTER PERFORMANCE. FOR EXAMPLE, THE SHRINK OR GROW THAT YOU SEE WHEN YOU MINIMIZE OR MAXIMIZE A WINDOW LOOKS REALLY GOOD, BUT DO YOU REALLY NEED IT? NO, YOU DON’T, AND BY GETTING RID OF THAT FEATURE THINGS WILL START HAPPENING FASTER ON YOUR SCREEN WHEN YOU PERFORM SUCH OPERATIONS. TO DISABLE IT, CLICK ON START AND THEN OPEN THE CONTROL PANEL. NOW 0PEN THE SYSTEM AND SECURITY ICON AND THEN OPEN SECURITY LINK. NEXT, CLICK ON THE ADVANCED SYSTEM SETTINGS LINK ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE OF YOUR SCREEN.. IN THE PERFORMANCE SECTION CLICK ON THE SETTINGS BUTTON. NOW CLICK IN THE SMALL CIRCLE TO THE LEFT OF CUSTOM AND THEN CLICK TO REMOVE THE CHECK MARK NEXT TO ANIMATE WINDOWS WHEN MINIMIZING OR MAXIMIZING. THAT’S IT – YOU’RE DONE. NOTE THAT THERE ARE 20 0PTIONS HERE – EACH WITH A CHECK MARK NEXT TO IT TO ENABLE IT. THE MORE CHECKMARKS YOU REMOVE, THE FASTER WINDOWS 7 WILL PERFORM. REMEMBER THAT THERE’S A BALANCE HERE – YOU GIVE UP THE GRAPHIC LOOK OF WINDOWS 7 IN EXCHANGE FOR BETTER PERFORMANCE.

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WINDOWS 7 LESSON 4 - GET FASTER PERFORMANCE
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AS PRETTY TO LOOK AT AS WINDOWS 7 IS, ALL THAT GLITTER COMES WITH A COST – A COST IN PERFORMANCE. DUMP SOME OF THOSE BELLS AND WHISTLES AND YOU GET FASTER PERFORMANCE.

FOR EXAMPLE, THE SHRINK OR GROW THAT YOU SEE WHEN YOU MINIMIZE OR MAXIMIZE A WINDOW LOOKS REALLY GOOD, BUT DO YOU REALLY NEED IT? NO, YOU DON’T, AND BY GETTING RID OF THAT FEATURE THINGS WILL START HAPPENING FASTER ON YOUR SCREEN WHEN YOU PERFORM SUCH OPERATIONS.

TO DISABLE IT, CLICK ON START AND THEN OPEN THE CONTROL PANEL. NOW 0PEN THE SYSTEM AND SECURITY ICON AND THEN OPEN SECURITY LINK. NEXT, CLICK ON THE ADVANCED SYSTEM SETTINGS LINK ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE OF YOUR SCREEN..

IN THE PERFORMANCE SECTION CLICK ON THE SETTINGS BUTTON. NOW CLICK IN THE SMALL CIRCLE TO THE LEFT OF CUSTOM AND THEN CLICK TO REMOVE THE CHECK MARK NEXT TO ANIMATE WINDOWS WHEN MINIMIZING OR MAXIMIZING. THAT’S IT – YOU’RE DONE.

NOTE THAT THERE ARE 20 0PTIONS HERE – EACH WITH A CHECK MARK NEXT TO IT TO ENABLE IT. THE MORE CHECKMARKS YOU REMOVE, THE FASTER WINDOWS 7 WILL PERFORM. REMEMBER THAT THERE’S A BALANCE HERE – YOU GIVE UP THE GRAPHIC LOOK OF WINDOWS 7 IN EXCHANGE FOR BETTER PERFORMANCE.

An Xbox in every livingroom!

The 99 Dollar Xbox 360 Is a Good Deal – Until You Look A Little Closer

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Today Microsoft announced a new low price for the Xbox 360. The system will be priced as special bundle at 99 dollars. The bundle will include an Xbox 360 and a Kinect. The idea behind this is to get more casual audiences involved in the Xbox 360 and the Kinect by introducing a low priced system that is much more attainable.
There is a catch however. When you buy this bundle, you are locked into a 2 year agreement for Xbox Live at 14.99 a month. This comes to a total of 459 dollars over the 2 years. A straight purchase of a 4gb 360 a Kinect and 2 years of Xbox Live will run you 400 dollars.
The good thing about the new pricing is if you don’t have 400 dollars laying around to spend, but can afford 100 dollars and then pay it off over 2 years at 15 dollars a month its almost like financing an Xbox 360. The good news is this may be the best way to get the Xbox 360 into homes it wouldn’t have at its 300 dollars price point.

Monday, April 23, 2012

What was your name...?


The hot chick you just met at the bar has already told you her name twice, and if you ask her again she’s going to quickly turn cold. Your choices include calling her “babe” the rest of the night, hoping you’ll hear one of her pals will call her by name, or stealing her wallet to peek at her driver’s license. Since none of the options sound particularly attractive, you can instead learn to remember her name using memory tricks called mnemonic devices.
Pick a physical characteristic to jog your memory. Go for an obvious trait like funky glasses Frieda, puffy hair Penelope or maroon lips Martha. Just make sure you don’t start focusing on a single trait and start calling every gal big-boobs Betty. And remember that funky glasses Frieda will probably not be wearing her glasses if she wakes up next to you in the morning—and you’d better have her name memorized by then.
Visualize images associated with her name. If her name is, in fact, Frieda, but she does not, in fact, wear funky glasses, associate other images that relate to Frieda. Frieda kind of sounds like freedom, for instance, and perhaps you want the freedom to give her a kiss. It can also sound a bit like deep freeze, if you go for the kiss uninvited.
Play word games with her name. This technique lets you create an entire sentence using the first letters of the woman’s name. Yes, the process can sound more difficult that just memorizing her name in the first place, but at least you could have some fun. Take good ole Frieda again. Fun Runs In Everyone’s Day Again. That’s because everyone has fun when they meet Frieda-get it?
Use rhyme. Rhyming her name can work especially well because it’s fun and pretty goofy, the same way you usually act in a bar to begin with. Frieda rhymes with Rita rhymes with meter (kind of) rhymes with Jeter. Just don’t call her Derek or Rita when using this device.
Use alliteration. As you may recall from that long-forgotten English One class, alliteration involves repeating the same initial sound in a group of words. Fine, fresh, fun-loving Frieda. Fantastic, foxy, fabulous Frieda.
Write her name on a bar napkin.  Pretend you are so enamored with her name that you just had to write it down on the nearest bar napkin. Tell her how jazzy it looks in print. Then shove the napkin in your pocket so you can pull it out for a glance when necessary or tell her the name would look even jazzier if she would put her phone number beneath. Bingo—a pickup line and mnemonic device all in one.

New long-range USB adapters

Amped Wireless releases two new USB adapters to cure internet blackspots (video)

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Is your computer positioned just that little bit too far away from your home router to get consistent internet access? Amped Wireless is here for you with a pair of USB adapters that promise you'll never have to tilt your machine to maintain signal again. The UA1000 pushes out 500mW of power over the 2.4GHz band, will clip to your laptop screen and, if you connect it to two USB ports instead of one it'll be even more powerful. Meanwhile, the UA2000 can switch between its high-range 2.4GHz and low-interference 5.0GHz radios to ensure the best reception in the darkest corners of your home or office. The former will set you back $80 while its dual-band cousin retails at $100 and you can pre-order both from today.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

'Cause I'm busted. Yeah I'm broke.

5 Budget Tips While Being Broke

by Emily Guy Birken
One of my favorite illogical money refrains is when someone living paycheck-to-paycheck exclaims “I don’t make enough money to have a budget!”
Nothing could be further from the truth. Budgets, money tracking, and careful thought about your spending are most important when you have very little money. Thinking you’re too poor for a budget is a way of avoiding tough decisions. But making those difficult choices will actually help you feel more in control and happier about your finances.
If you’re living on the financial edge, try these budgeting strategies to make sure that you control your money, rather than vice versa:
1. Make friends with your calendar. It doesn’t matter whether you use the kitten-themed wall calendar you got for Christmas, a web-based calendar, or the calendar on your phone—but you must begin to organize your money according to time. Record when you receive your paycheck, when bills are due and when automatic payments are made. This can help you to find the thin spots in your finances during the month.
From there, you can often request changes to due dates in order to make certain that you have the money when you need it. For example, if you know that having “extra” cash in your checking account will be too much of a temptation, move your bill due dates to coincide with your paychecks, so that any money leftover after bills are paid isn’t needed for the next round of expenses.
2. Track your spending for a month. Your next step is ridiculously simple, and yet it can be very difficult to do. For an entire month, record every single cent that you spend. Whether you go low-tech with pen and notebook in hand, or high-tech by using a free money-tracking program on the internet or your smart phone, a month of tracking will give you a much better idea of where your money goes.
Another positive side effect of tracking your spending is that it gives you a moment to think about your purchases before you make them. You might just walk on by the coffee shop when you realize you don’t really want to write down the cost of $4 coffee on your tracking sheet.
3. Cut judiciously. Once you know why there’s too much month left at the end of your money, you’ll know what to cut out of your monthly expenditures to get back to living within your means. Some cuts will be easy. Restaurant meals and snacks can be cut out in favor of cooking at home. Insurance costs can be made more manageable by raising your deductibles. Services you don’t use—like that gym membership or the extra data plan on your phone—should also be on the chopping block.
But don’t forget about cutting costs in basic areas, as well. You can often lower your utility payments by making sure you turn off lights and unplugging power vampires, for example.
4. Don’t worry about saving—for now. Having an emergency fund is an essential part of being financially healthy. But it’s ridiculous to have money set aside when bills are piling up and you’re missing payments. So wait until your budget is balanced before you start saving some of every paycheck.
5. Increase your income. If you have cut your spending to the bone and are still having trouble making ends meet, then it’s time to consider other sources of income. That could mean asking for overtime at work, starting a second job, selling off some of your possessions, or looking for more lucrative work.
If you want to live within your means, you need to be mindful of your income and spending. Otherwise, it’s impossible to get off the cycle of living from one paycheck to the next.

Monday, April 9, 2012

Amped Wireless gives your WiFi 1.5-mile range: never lose signal in the garden again

Those of us stationed inside the Engadget compound are always wishing we had better WiFi signal at the outer reaches of the battlements. Thank heavens for Amped Wireless' range of professional networking tools. With a 600mW amplifier and a high-gain bi-directional antenna, its SR600EX Pro Smart Repeater can expand the range of your internet transmissions by up to 1.5 miles. The device also has two extra network ports for other devices and is designed for large buildings, boats, RVs or, you know... massive gadget labs. On the other hand, the AP600EX Pro Access Point can sit on the end of a wired network and do the same job for building-to-building connections. Both devices come with a 30-foot power-over-ethernet cable and are available today for $180.
 
http://www.engadget.com/2011/10/24/amped-wireless-gives-your-wifi-1-5-mile-range-never-lose-signal/