The SURVEYOR
June 24, 2011
Defense Expert Tells Jurors Coyotes Buried Caylee’s Bones
The defense for Casey Anthony now claims coyotes are what could have buried Caylee’s bones, not the defendant.
Outraged by the accusations, and being dropped as spokesperson for The Acme Corporation, Wile E. Coyote, formerly of Texas, has retained the service of famed discrimination attorney Gloria Allred. Allred reportedly took the case because, “The more I know about men the more I like dogs.”
A former acquaintance of Mr. Coyote, who wished to remain anonymous, believes the charges are true. “Based on his violent past, he is capable of this act, and thousands of others. He’s a bad, bad man.”
Anonymous Source
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